Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
Viking and Wingnit were walking through the jungle one day, when they discovered a lone scientist at work. Being cannibals, they decided to kill him and share the carcass for a quick lunch.
After he was dead, they realized the difficulty of starting to eat on the same end of the corpse... there just wasn't enough room for both of them. So, Viking hatched a plan: He'd start at the feet, and Wingnit would start at the head.
As he was chewing on some neck muscle, it occurred to Winger how good life was... the forest was lush, the sun shining, and here they were with a fresh kill, still warm. He turned to his old pal Viking and said, "Look at all this--the sun, the trees, the kill... I'm having the time of my life!"
Viking responded, "Me too! I'm havin' a ball!"
Wingnit, perturbed, said "Slow down!! You're eating too fast!"
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After he was dead, they realized the difficulty of starting to eat on the same end of the corpse... there just wasn't enough room for both of them. So, Viking hatched a plan: He'd start at the feet, and Wingnit would start at the head.
As he was chewing on some neck muscle, it occurred to Winger how good life was... the forest was lush, the sun shining, and here they were with a fresh kill, still warm. He turned to his old pal Viking and said, "Look at all this--the sun, the trees, the kill... I'm having the time of my life!"
Viking responded, "Me too! I'm havin' a ball!"
Wingnit, perturbed, said "Slow down!! You're eating too fast!"
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