The Ant and The Elephant

68R/T

I got drunk and swallowed my teeth, now
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best
advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.

"DANG," said the ant.

"Five minutes of passion, and now the rest of my life digging a grave."
 
Dr.Jass said:
So, exactly how does this parable differ from the average marriage? [smilie=e:[/quote]

In the average marriage you dig your own grave. :(
 

SiteLock

SiteLock
Back
Top