dodge340dart
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THE $100 TATTOO
>
> Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
> "Where in the hell have you been?"
>
> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
>
> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>
> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
>
> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her
> head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a
> hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
>
> "Well... I like to watch my money grow. Once in a while,
> I like to play with my money. I like how money feels in my hand.
>
> And, lastly, Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
> here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
>
>
> Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
> "Where in the hell have you been?"
>
> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
>
> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>
> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
>
> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her
> head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a
> hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
>
> "Well... I like to watch my money grow. Once in a while,
> I like to play with my money. I like how money feels in my hand.
>
> And, lastly, Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
> here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
>
good one
