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[Not A Duster]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you havepassed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready."The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready." The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have. ​

 

[Dr.Jass]

Dell or HP?

rofl

 

[68R/T]

I was feeling depressed and called a "help" hotline, ended up being answered by someone named Achmed or something like that.
When I told him that I fealt suicidal he asked me if I could drive. :doh:

 

[BootHead]