Smartarse canadiens..........

[giowest]

Subject: Letter from Osama
Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 13:13:39 +0000

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell.
Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA,
then to the Secret Service.
With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) for help.
The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:

"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down"

 

[giowest]

A local man had a girlfriend whose name was Lorraine. She was very
pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working
there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He began to like her as well, and after a short while it became obvious
that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he
wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with
Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with
Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine
but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and
fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The man stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing...
"I can see Clearly now... Lorraine is gone..."

[smilie=e:

 

[dodgedifferent2]

yep the rcmp are some smart buggers [smilie=e:

 

[OrphanedV8s]

Those are a couple of good ones! [smilie=e: [smilie=e: [smilie=e:

Dave!

 

[BootHead]

Where's Ahb Stickles fit into the picture?

 

[BootHead]

Sweet Lorraine Lyrics
Rating: N/A

Would you like to take
This magic potion with me
On a trip to a cosmic
Playground far beyond
She understands
She’s been before
It’s in her hands
To find the door

Sweet lorraine
Let the party carry on
You and I will swim the sea
Sweet lorraine
Let the party carry on
You and I can feel the breeze

There is no time, no wealth
Only I surround you
The fortune of this guide
Is simply sincerity
She understands
¡®cos she’s been before
It’s in her hands
To find the door, so



wrong lorraine?[smilie=bunny.gif]

 

[BootHead]

If yoush shirling scheepch on yer shunday morning shidewalk this mike mate shench.

Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls ah.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
and the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
but now I might be mistaken.
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Have mercy.
[smilie=e: