Smart Car endo...

And the Smart Monster :bwuhaha:
[video=youtube;MA7oADAI9lo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA7oADAI9lo[/video]
 
the first one is a hyubasa smart "demon"..badass simply badass...better power to weight than a ss/aa cuda sportin the newwest drag hemi

the second one...if im not mistaken is esscentialy a smart on a heavily modified unimog frame
 
69.5CUDA said:
the first one is a hyubasa smart "demon"..badass simply badass...better power to weight than a ss/aa cuda sportin the newwest drag hemi
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When I see the video of one running 8.30s, and not in the eigth-mile, I'll believe that. Shouldn't be a problem... it's got it all chassis-wise over the SS/A cars with their live axles and those all-iron (except intake), 750+lb. engines way the hell out front.

For all the effort of building that "monster" (shall we refer to it as the "Stupid?" Yes, let's), you think they would have demonstrated some off-road prowess greater than what I could accomplish myself riding the Baby Boozefighter's Big Wheel---which happens to reside in my basement, because he left it in my yard.
 
i have to aggree doc on the 4x being just stupid.....it would roll soooooooo easy

id LOVE to get my hands on a busa engine MUHAHAHHA
 
Dr.Jass said:
what I could accomplish myself riding the Baby Boozefighter's Big Wheel---which happens to reside in my basement, because he left it in my yard.
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roflroflrofl You're an evil bastard.

I simply must insist on a demonstation of your riding prowess next time I visit. Yes, simply must. :D
 
turn off the windshield wipers already!

Hey Jass, fill the bigwheel with concrete and leave it on the porch Christmas morn. I want video if boozefighter himself comes out and kicks it :D
 
BootHead said:
Hey Jass, fill the bigwheel with concrete and leave it on the porch Christmas morn. I want video if boozefighter himself comes out and kicks it :D
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*Spews coffee*

*Throws bag of redicret into truck*
 
beeper*71 said:
roflroflrofl You're an evil bastard.

I simply must insist on a demonstation of your riding prowess next time I visit. Yes, simply must. :D
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Evil, schmevil. I've told those kids to stay out of my driveway and yard, because there are big, heavy, potentially-injurious metal parts lying around and I don't need the lawsuit that will inevitably arise after a 7¼" Chrysler axle falls on one of them and leaves them with physical scars to match the emotional ones already deeply seeded. So, I find a toy in my yard, it gets confiscated and thrown out. I just haven't had the time to Sawzall the Big Wheel yet. I have thrown out a set of roller skates, a pair of water wings, and some binoculars. I nearly got the Razor scooter but they came and got it before I could run it over with the Imperial. The binoculars were the best--rather than throw them out, I was fed up and fired them across the street. They were lying by the curb overnight, and as I was pouring myself coffee the next morning, gazing out the kitchen window, two women with strollers were passing. One stopped, picked up the binocs, looked through them, and tossed them in the basket on the stroller. Off she went with no concern for their origins. :dance: I nearly choked with delight, and had to clean up the coffee spewed on the window.

I told a different neighbor about this Saturday night. She also has a small daughter, who's not allowed to play with the Baby Boozefighters ("I told her she's not allowed past your driveway.") Her reaction was, "If my daughter leaves her stuff in your yard, throw it away! If she's not gonna take care of it, she must not want it. If something disappears, I'm not going to buy her another one. Tough shit." Nice to see someone's still trying to instill responsibility.


As far as my riding skills, I'm just all ate up with Big Wheel tricks. My 540 double-backflip seatgrab with a handlebar spin will leave you dazed and deliriously applauding. :dance:
 
Dr.Jass said:
As far as my riding skills, I'm just all ate up with Big Wheel tricks. My 540 double-backflip seatgrab with a handlebar spin will leave you dazed and deliriously applauding. :dance:
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Come on, post up a video! We want to see!:giggedy:
 
I think any GOOD sport bike motor in a smart car would be lots of fun, but to waste some fine ass portal axles for that frickin retarded "can go where any minivan can go" 4x4 is a dumb idea.
I hate trikes. any trikes. All trikes. Let me crush your big wheel, Doc?
 
On what, then, am I expected to do my one-handed forward-flip 360 Superman with alternating nac-nacs? I'm tellin' ya, I got mad skillz.

I'll ship the thing to you if you can get quality video of it being destroyed in a truly creative and interesting way. I'll face my screen towards the window so they can watch it and finally solve the mystery. :D
 
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