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ORVIL

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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next
to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's
go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now naked, she purred to him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my
butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How
can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you
heard someone coming.........that was me!"
 
three blondes were sittin at a table in a bar having a few drinks and shouting "51 days""51 days""51 days"
when a fourth blonde walked in with a cardboard picture and sat with them and they all yelled "51 days" so the bar tender walked over and asked what all the fuss was about, so one of the blondes says "everybody thinks that blondes are so stupid, but we got this 13 piece puzzle and it said 2-4 years but we got it done in 51 days:bwuhaha::bwuhaha:
 
A newly wed couple check into a farmhouse bed & breakfast for their honeymoon, after three days they have still not come out of their room. The farmer shouts up to their window to see if they are ok. The reply comes:-

"We are fine, we are living on the fruits of love"

The farmer retorts:-

Can you stop throwing the skins out of the window, your choking my chickens:bwuhaha:-- ya gotta love that one
 
Good..Better...Best"


GOOD:
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball.
" He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There
was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said..
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.:doh::bwuhaha:
 
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Hey Does anybody know this guy -- cause he is mostly NUTS:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:
 
"Walking"

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:
WE NEED TO KNOW THIS --why? cause when we go to shows we need to know how far we can go before hand:bravo:just trying to help out my friends:bravo:
 
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