SEMINARS FOR MARRIED WOMEN

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from
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times New Roman, Times]DA YOOPERS SCHOOL FOR THE TRULY UNGIFTED[/FONT]

[url]http://www.dayoopers.com/school03.html[/URL]

[FONT=Times New Roman,Times][SIZE=+2]We are offering the following seminars:[/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=+1]1. Combating the impulse to nag[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]2. You can change oil too[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]3. How to fill a beer mug properly[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]4. Understanding the female cause of male drunkenness[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]5. How to do all your laundry in one load and have more time to [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]watch da soaps[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]6. Parenting: Your husband gave you children so you could have someone other [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]than him to boss around[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]7. How not to sob like a sponge when your husband is right[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]8. Learn to kill spiders by yourself[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]9. How to stay awake during sex[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]10. How to shop in less than 10 hours[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]11. How to use a bed for more then just sleep[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]12. It's ok to have sex outside of the bedroom[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]13. If you want to know how your clothes look on you, ask your mother[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]14. How to close the garage door[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]15. Apologizing for farting when you're on the toilet: why it's not necessary[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]16. Honest: my eyes are closed because of the passion I feel[/SIZE]

 

[Dr.Jass]

They missed:

"The Toilet Seat: I need it up, you need it down, and how you can learn to deal with this."

"Bathroom Hygiene: Don't bitch about the whiskers in the sink when your pantyhose are on the towel rack."

"Optimizing Your Family's Visits: Any weekend I'm at an NHRA event, a car show, or gone yarding is prime time."

"Junkyarding is Antiquing: Shut up and hand me that jackstand."

and, of course...

"Fellatio: It's really about the silence."

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