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School Answering Service
Hello! You have reached the automated answering
service of your child's school.
In order to assist you in connecting to
the right staff member, please listen to all options
before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1.
To make excuses for why your child did
not do his/her work - Press 2.
To complain about what we do - Press 3.
To cuss out staff members - Press 4.
To ask why you did not get needed information
that was already enclosed in your newsletter
and several bulletins mailed to you - Press 5.
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6.
If you want to reach out and touch,
slap or hit someone - Press 7.
To request another teacher for
the third time this year - Press 8.
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9.
To complain about school lunches - Press 0.
If you realize this is the real world and your child
must be accountable/responsible for his/her
own behavior, classwork, homework, and that
it is not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort,
please hang up and have a nice day!!
Hello! You have reached the automated answering
service of your child's school.
In order to assist you in connecting to
the right staff member, please listen to all options
before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1.
To make excuses for why your child did
not do his/her work - Press 2.
To complain about what we do - Press 3.
To cuss out staff members - Press 4.
To ask why you did not get needed information
that was already enclosed in your newsletter
and several bulletins mailed to you - Press 5.
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6.
If you want to reach out and touch,
slap or hit someone - Press 7.
To request another teacher for
the third time this year - Press 8.
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9.
To complain about school lunches - Press 0.
If you realize this is the real world and your child
must be accountable/responsible for his/her
own behavior, classwork, homework, and that
it is not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort,
please hang up and have a nice day!!
