Scam: From Iraq to You

dodgechargerfan

In a 55 gallon drum, floating down river, and
Staff member
Bastards. Taking advantage of war like this is not right.

Dear Friend,
This mail will definitely be coming to you as a surprise,but i must crave
your indulgence to introduce myself to you. I am Sgt. Alan Thyler, an
american soldier,currently serving in the third infantry division in Iraq. I
am currently in Kuwait on duty break. I and my partner, secretly moved some
abandoned cash in a mansion belonging to the former president, Saddam Husein
and the total cash is 25million USD.As I write this letter to you, this box
is here with me in cash as I secretly moved it out of Iraq to Kuwait. You do
not have to be afraid of anything as no one else knows about this and
everything is safe.
I would be pleased and grateful to you if you could assist us in receiving
this box for us on your behalf as I will be heading back soon to camp in
Iraq to join my collegues. Of course, I will give you some money for your
efforts. We have limited time now, kindly get back to me immediately.
Moving the funds out of here is not going to be much of a problem as
arrangements are being made towards that. All I want from you is your trust
and assurance that if the box gets to you, you can keep it in a safe place
until our arrival. I have to stop here for now ,please reply me through this
email address for security reasons:mr_alan_thyler@yahoo.com as your
response will determine our subsequent corresspondence.
Please feel free to dis-regard this proposal if it is not in line with your
principles and please do not expose us and for security reasons. In God we trust, Sgt. Alan Thyler

 
They "secretly" moved 25 mil....with what forklift. 25 mil would be like a 4' x 4' block....how do you move that secretly.:huh:

:naughty: :mad:
 
68R/T said:
They "secretly" moved 25 mil... how do you move that secretly.:huh:
Well, duh... he deposited into his checking account in Iraq, then wrote a check to "Cash" in a Kuwaiti bank. Jeez.

:D
 
68R/T said:
25 mil would be like a 4' x 4' block....

You seem to know a lot about this. :hmmm:

Jr. , go have a look at that foot stool in front of Dad's Barca lounger, mkay?
I get 10% for puuting you on to it though, okay?
 
Diplomat_Wagon said:
I wonder whats in that big plastic tub in 68's basement full of. :hmmm:

Dismembered body parts of people that tried to get my stash.[smilie=i: :naughty:
 
68R/T said:
They "secretly" moved 25 mil....with what forklift. 25 mil would be like a 4' x 4' block....how do you move that secretly.:huh:

:naughty: :mad:

Dr.Jass said:
Well, duh... he deposited into his checking account in Iraq, then wrote a check to "Cash" in a Kuwaiti bank. Jeez.

:D
I woulda thought they ran down to the local 7-11 and got an Iraqi postal money order, or maybe had it deposited in a Nigerian bank for safekeeping...:huh:
 
68R/T said:
Dismembered body parts of people that tried to get my stash.[smilie=i: :naughty:[/quote]

The sad part is he's talking aboot his mopar parts stash, not cash.........:doh:




:D
 

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