ORVIL
Well-known member
Gotta Love Them Newfoundlanders.
The owner of a golf course in Newfoundland was confused about
> paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
> Mathematical help.
> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
> University of Newfoundland and I need some help.
> If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
> take off?"
> The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but
> my earrings."
> ____________________________________________________________________________
> ____________
> A group of Newfoundland friends went deer hunting and paired off
> in twos for the day.
> That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
> the weight of an eight-point buck.
> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
> the trail," the successful hunter replied.
> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
> they inquired.
> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is
> going to steal Henry!"
> ____________________________________________________________________________
> ___________
>
> A senior in Newfoundland was overheard saying .. "when the end of
> the world comes, I hope to be in Newfoundland."
> When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Newfoundland because
> everything happens in Newfoundland twenty years later than in the
> rest of the civilized world.
> ____________________________________________________________________________
> ___________
>
> The Newfoundland RCMP pulled over a pickup truck on Highway 1.
> The RCMP officer asked, "Got any ID?"
> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
> __________________________________
>
>
> A man in Newfoundland had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
> the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car
> And one behind it.
> Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene
> as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back.
> He asked the fellow what the problem was.
> The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
> Flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it
> either.":bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:
The owner of a golf course in Newfoundland was confused about
> paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
> Mathematical help.
> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
> University of Newfoundland and I need some help.
> If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
> take off?"
> The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but
> my earrings."
> ____________________________________________________________________________
> ____________
> A group of Newfoundland friends went deer hunting and paired off
> in twos for the day.
> That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
> the weight of an eight-point buck.
> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
> the trail," the successful hunter replied.
> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
> they inquired.
> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is
> going to steal Henry!"
> ____________________________________________________________________________
> ___________
>
> A senior in Newfoundland was overheard saying .. "when the end of
> the world comes, I hope to be in Newfoundland."
> When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Newfoundland because
> everything happens in Newfoundland twenty years later than in the
> rest of the civilized world.
> ____________________________________________________________________________
> ___________
>
> The Newfoundland RCMP pulled over a pickup truck on Highway 1.
> The RCMP officer asked, "Got any ID?"
> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
> __________________________________
>
>
> A man in Newfoundland had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
> the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car
> And one behind it.
> Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene
> as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back.
> He asked the fellow what the problem was.
> The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
> Flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it
> either.":bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:
