Retirement Plans

gomopar440

Livin' my life...one gas station at a time.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the bottles for the refund, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called a 401-Keg Plan!
 
Well you actually don't buy beer. Archie Bunker was correct when he said you only rent it.
 
Ha ha, i doubt it. He's the one who told me to hide my beer in a better spot.

Thanks dad ;)
 

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