Retirement is different for everyone

[learical]

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.




On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.




This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.




'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'






'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired prostitutes, & they're having a yard sale.'

 

[68R/T]

And you thought that old age was boring. :naughty:

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

Nasty!

 

[Dr.Jass]

And then the wind came up, and it sounded like six empty gallon jugs when you blow across the top of 'em.

Or a train.