dodgedifferent2
hung like a stud field mouse and
Dustergal was driving down the road at a high rate of speed going up and down the hills in a hurry to get to work
A cop happened to be sitting at the bottom of one hill with his radar gun pointed at her. He catches Dustergal going way over the speed limit. So he flips on his lights and chases her down.
The cops catches her and pulls her over and walks up to her window.
"why were you going so fast?" he asked
"well i am late for work" she explains
"what kind of work do you do?" he asks
"well i am a rectum stretcher" she states
"what do you do for that?"
she starts to explain "well first you take one finger and stick it in the rectum and work it so you can get 2 fingers in and then 3 and work it some more for the fourth finger and keep going till you have all ten finger inside and then stretch it to be six feet wide"
"well what would you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
"you take them and stick them in a police cruiser at the bottom of a hill and give him a radar gun"
A cop happened to be sitting at the bottom of one hill with his radar gun pointed at her. He catches Dustergal going way over the speed limit. So he flips on his lights and chases her down.
The cops catches her and pulls her over and walks up to her window.
"why were you going so fast?" he asked
"well i am late for work" she explains
"what kind of work do you do?" he asks
"well i am a rectum stretcher" she states
"what do you do for that?"
she starts to explain "well first you take one finger and stick it in the rectum and work it so you can get 2 fingers in and then 3 and work it some more for the fourth finger and keep going till you have all ten finger inside and then stretch it to be six feet wide"
"well what would you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
"you take them and stick them in a police cruiser at the bottom of a hill and give him a radar gun"
