Recipe......

[Moparlady]

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when
he notices his friend is very well endowed.

'Damn, Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims.
'I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for
it.' says Bob.

'What do you mean?' Jim asked.

'Well, every day for the past
two years I've spent an hour each night
Rubbing it with butter. I know it
sounds crazy but it actually made it
grow 4 inches! You should try it.' Jim
agrees and the two say good bye.

A few months later the two are in the
same locker room and Bob asks Jim
how his situation was. Jim replied, 'I did
what you said, Bob, but I've
actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!'

'Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day
with butter?'
Jim said, 'Well, I was out of butter, so I've been
using Crisco.'


Wait for it .


Wait
...............


'Crisco!!?' Bob exclaimed. 'Damn it, Jim,
Crisco is shortening !'

MORAL: You gotta' follow the recipe!!!

 

[ORVIL]

I am going to start calling you the Recipe Lady-- cause you know how to get people cooking.:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:-- i phone my wife at work and told her and she:bwuhaha::bwuhaha:-- do you have a recipe for a roast?:bwuhaha:

 

[dodgechargerfan]

do you have a recipe for a roast?:bwuhaha:

Take a bunch of funny folks. Blend in some potshots, put-downs and pranks. Mix it all with a live audience and some television cameras, dinner and booze, and voila!

http://www.deanmartinvideo.com/

[video=youtube;DYusPRre07k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYusPRre07k&feature=related[/video]

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Ah, I love good ol' fashioned thread hi-jack...

[video=youtube;PH23UjMG5wQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH23UjMG5wQ&feature=related[/video]

 

[Moparlady]

Now THAT.........was true comedy!! Those roasts were SOOOOOOO funny, and it's a real treat to see some of the greats who are, sadly, long gone now. Ahhh, such simpler times, eh?.........
Thanks for giving me a good Friday night laugh DCF.
:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

 

[68R/T]

Now THAT.........was true comedy!!

I sure miss these true entertainers, ....people that knew how to truely be funny without every third word being fekk or muthafekker.

 

[Moparlady]

I sure miss these true entertainers, ....people that knew how to truely be funny without every third word being fekk or muthafekker.

I TOTALLY agree 68R/T!! I never laughed so hard but to watch Harvey Korman and Tim Conway on the Carol Burnett Show!! Absolutely hilarious, they were! Ahhhh, the good ol' days.......