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Q: Why do gay men prefer ribbed condoms?


A: For traction in the mud.

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?


A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?


A: The grip.

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Q: If the Dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?


A: The swallow.




That's all for todays lesson. :D
 
That first one I have got to tell :bwuhaha:it also reminded me of one...

Why were glow in the dark condoms invented?

So gay guys could play Star Wars too. :wtf::D
 
Friend of mine told me another one after I told him about the traction in the mud one...here goes...

Q: What do you call a gay mans testicles?

A: Mudflaps!!:bwuhaha:
 
Fishboy said:
Friend of mine told me another one after I told him about the traction in the mud one...here goes...

Q: What do you call a gay mans testicles?

A: Mudflaps!!:bwuhaha:
Click to expand...


rofl
 
If you are an overly sensitive woman, do not read this...........................

Q. What did god invent the shopping cart?

A. So women would evolve into walking on their hind legs

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Q. What is the difference between a fridge and a woman

A. You can pull your meat out of the fridge and it won't fart.

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Q. Woman and washing machines--is there a difference?

A. Yes, washing machines will not follow you around for three weeks after you put your load in it.

(sorry girls, just joking. Feel free to post your man jokes. No offence).
 
Why do women have such small feet?

So they can get close to the sink.



Why do brides wear white?

Good taste dictates that the dishwasher match the stove and fridge.



Why do women pierce their belly buttons?

It's a convenient place to hang the pine-tree air freshener.



Where is the G-spot located?

Who gives a fuck?!



Why did God create man first?

You should start with a rough draft.



Why do women marry?

No one's invented a vibrator that can change oil or mow a lawn.



What do men have in common with hardwood floors?

Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.



What do men and microwaves have in common?

It takes either one of them 45 seconds to burst a wiener.



What's the difference between a woman and a catfish?

One's a slippery bottom-feeder and smells horrible, the other lives underwater.



What do a man and a sperm have in common?

Either one has a one-in-a-million chance of actually becoming a human being.



What's easier to make, a snowman or a snow-woman?

A snowman... to make a snowwoman, you have to hollow out the head and spend extra time making snowbreasts.



Why doesn't a woman need a watch?

There's a clock right there on the fuckin' stove!
 
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Dr.Jass said:
Why do brides wear white?

Good taste dictates that the dishwasher match the stove and fridge.
Click to expand...


rofl rofl




Q: How do you know if your really ugly.


A: When the dog humping your leg has to close his eyes.
 
Q: Why do women have legs?

A: So they don't leave a trail like a snail.


Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
 
Q: What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
A: They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Q: How can you make a gay man scream twice?
A: Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
 
Q: Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank?

A: He was caught drinking on the job!
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3 gay guys are sitting in a hot tub and a condom floats up to the top. One of em says, "Ok who farted?!"
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Q: What's the only difference between a lesbian and a Ritz?

A: One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker!
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Q: What's the difference between a female track team and a tribe of pygmies?

A: One's a group of cunning runts, the other's a group of running c***s!
 
JOKES

SAD-SAD-SAD-JOKES---I THOT THIS WAS FAMILY FRIENDLY- SORRY GUY,S YOU SLIPPED UPTHIS TIME. GOT TO GET BETTER JOKES---AND NO THIS IS NOT A WIFE SPONSORED DEAL --PERSONAL OPINION ONLY BUT I DO HOPE THER ARE SOME WHO WILL STAND UP...WOMEN DON,T NEED THIS SHIT---------CALL ME ON IT IF YOU WANT IT,S OK---ORVIL:dgt: :naughty: :sick: :doh:
 
*note* these jokes are funny in a twisted manner.....as are all joke here. We are all very tolerant, as the remainder of the site clearly shows...if you knew these guys you would know they are not sexist, or homophobes, but if something is amusing, they are going to say it. Women also post their worst man jokes.....
In other words, if yah hate it, don't read it. ;)
Look! A bunny! *toddles off *
 
XL;

COOL-CALL ME--- PUT THE GUN AWAY IT IS TO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO GET SHOT--HAHAHA----------CALL ME---ORVIL:clap: :Fresh Meds:
 
RE---XL

WHAT ARE DOING UP THIS EARLY ANYWAY????????????????????BEEN SICK MYSELF had to have MRI,S done and other stuff..... the PAIN is really bad. might have to back in for another knife job...no feeling in the leg it,s gone remember we talked about that? anyway call me-i am up to or come on over for coffee got to talk to you about something else-------ORVIL
 
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