Purina diet.

[beeper*71]

PURINA DIET
>
>I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina
at
>Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I
had
>a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
>again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital
>last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care
>ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
>in both arms.
>
>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it
>works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one
>or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally
complete.
>So, I was going to try it again.
>
>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now
>enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
>Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been
sitting
>in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
>
>The tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted
from
>laughter. I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me.
>
>To heck with youth! Let's hunt for a fountain of smart!

 

[69.5CUDA]

some how i can picture beeper in the midle of the street trying it

 

[gomopar440]

rofl :bwuhaha: rofl :bwuhaha: rofl :bwuhaha:

instant classic right there!

 

[68R/T]

I worked for 30 yrs in a Friskies/Purina pet food plant and about 25 yrs ago they had to change their entire cooking/sterilization process because surveys had shown that over 40% of the product was eaten by humans.

 

[65furyIII]

rofl Clean up in aisle four!! rofl

 

[cynful]

another good one, i'll try it a walmart too. me no likey walmart

 

[BootHead]

took a friend to the store all she needed was beer and canned catfood, when we were at the checker I asked her "not quietly" if she had enough bread at home.

 

[Fishy]

took a friend to the store all she needed was beer and canned catfood, when we were at the checker I asked her "not quietly" if she had enough bread at home.

Bet that got some odd looks!