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I'm just sittin here wasting time.. and
Poland is divided and a civil war is starting.... They Northern army is arming their troops.... the General goes from soldier to soldier handing them their new gun.... he gets to the last soldier and they run out of guns.... he looks around and sees a broom, he tells the sargeant to hand him the broom.... he hands it to the soldier and says gun.... he also tells him that during the war when he's shooting to say bangity bang bang bangity bang bang.... The General goes back to the beginning of the line to hand out bayonets... again when he reaches the last soldier they are all of out bayonets.... he finds a stick on the ground.... hands it to the soldier and tells him in close quarters combat to just say stabity stab stab stabity stab stab....
The next day the war breaks out.... The soldiers on both sides are dropping like flies.... All you can hear is bangity bang bang bangity bang bang.... the southern soldiers are falling all over the place.... now there are now 2 soldiers left.... the southern soldier is coming right towards the northern soldier.... all you hear is bangiry bang bang bangity bang bang.... he looks at the southern soldier and NOTHING.... the soldier is still coming.... he gets closer and the northern soldier is yelling stabity stab stab stabity stab stab.... STILL NOTHING..... the last thing the Northern soldier heard before he went down was the southern soldier saying TANKITY TANK TANK TANKITY TANK TANK......
:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:
I got that joke from a buddy of mine who was killed in an auto accident in july of this year.... It was supposedly a single vehicle wreck... i doubt it seriously....the area where it happened was an infamous street racers hang out and track....
RIP Andy.... :tats:
The next day the war breaks out.... The soldiers on both sides are dropping like flies.... All you can hear is bangity bang bang bangity bang bang.... the southern soldiers are falling all over the place.... now there are now 2 soldiers left.... the southern soldier is coming right towards the northern soldier.... all you hear is bangiry bang bang bangity bang bang.... he looks at the southern soldier and NOTHING.... the soldier is still coming.... he gets closer and the northern soldier is yelling stabity stab stab stabity stab stab.... STILL NOTHING..... the last thing the Northern soldier heard before he went down was the southern soldier saying TANKITY TANK TANK TANKITY TANK TANK......
:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:
I got that joke from a buddy of mine who was killed in an auto accident in july of this year.... It was supposedly a single vehicle wreck... i doubt it seriously....the area where it happened was an infamous street racers hang out and track....
RIP Andy.... :tats:
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Another joke like that I'll stop raking leaves, get out of my tree and go find you!