Police harrasment

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Recently, a California website ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange) where the topic was "Policing the Community." One of the civilian email participants posed the following question:

"I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?"

From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) a cool cop with a sense of humor replied:

It is not easy. In California we average one cop for every 2,000 people. About 60% of those cops are on patrol, where we do most of the harassing. One-fifth of that 60% are on duty at any given moment and are available for harassing people. So, one cop is responsible for harassing about 10,000 residents. When you toss in the commercial, business and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 20,000 or more people each day.

A ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task. Most cops are not up to it, day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we harass.

They are as follows:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase we use. Then we come out and give special harassment Another popular one on a weeknight is, "The kids next door are having a loud
party."

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars blasting music, cars with expired registration stickers and the like. It is lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, are driving drunk, or they have an outstanding warrant.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.

CODES: When you can think of nothing else to do, there are books that give ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Codes". Penal, Vehicle, Health and Safety, Business and Professional Codes, to name a few. They spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people. After you read the code, you can just drive around for a while until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy smash a car window Well, the code says that is not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It is a pretty cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because the good citizens who pay the tab actually like the fact that we keep the streets safe for them. Next time you are in my town, give me a single finger wave. That will be a signal that you wish for me to take a little closer look at you, and then maybe I'll find a reason to harass YOU.

Looking forward to meeting you!

Have a Great Day!!!
 
Now I was told many years ago that flipping the bird is perfectly legal. This was after some dumb broad flipped me off and I chased her around town for a while and the local boys in blue got involved. I was then informed that I could flip cops off and there was nothing they could do about it. This was in Minnesota though.[smilie=f:
 
lol shure you can give em the fingure ..but in return they may feal the need to tailgate you for the next 5 miles
 
I learned years ago that you can call a cop anything you want as long as you use the phrase "In my opinion..." otherwise he can get you for some really stupid charges like disrespecting an officer in uniform, harrassing an officer in uniform, disorderly conduct...and a couple other dumb charges. Learned this from a really cool retired cop. (69 knows him, Officer Heaton:) )
 
LOL

there's a cop at my hi school who has a really crappy reputation.

His brother is the chief of police, so the mother of the family FORCED him to give his little brother Skippy a job.

His niece is some ditzy little pinhead who doesn't know how to talk to someone formally.
 
first may i say how i do love those boys in blue.....................


While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10
miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and
love, asked:

"What's your hurry?"

She replied, "I'm late for work".

! "Oh yeah?" said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher", she responded

The cop stammered, "A what??"

"A rectum stretcher", the woman replied.

"And just WHAT does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then
four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to
side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch, until its about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you with a 6 foot
asshole?", he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge...."




.....Traffic Ticket: $95.00

.... Court Costs: $45.00

.....Look on the Cop's Face: PRICELESS.

 
knowing good cops is a great thing...it teaches you how to get to the EDGE of the limits without going over them ....pisses off the pricks tho
 
Giving the "Jersey Salute" to The Boys in Blue" here is highly frowned upon, and I think it's considered assaulting an officer., which would make it illegal. If not a chargable offense, it sure is grounds for the three hour tour (of your vehicle and person). you know when they take three hours to spot search and completely empty the contents of your vehicle (including the air cleaner) onto the roadside, say "you're clean, have a nice day", and leave you to put it all back together. Been there done that!:mad:
 
mr340 said:
Giving the "Jersey Salute" to The Boys in Blue" here is highly frowned upon, and I think it's considered assaulting an officer., which would make it illegal. If not a chargable offense, it sure is grounds for the three hour tour (of your vehicle and person). you know when they take three hours to spot search and completely empty the contents of your vehicle (including the air cleaner) onto the roadside, say "you're clean, have a nice day", and leave you to put it all back together. Been there done that!:mad:


Thats why you should treat an officer like a drill instructor.:naughty:


Some of the time they have a real shity job, and sometimes they die doing it.
 

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