Fishy
Omnipotent Seaweasel
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well,
son, there
are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions"."Onions?""Yes, you see them and
they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases.In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch,flexible
but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes ...and dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration
A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well,
son, there
are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions"."Onions?""Yes, you see them and
they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases.In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch,flexible
but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes ...and dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration
