Onestone

[wingnit]

Onestone:


This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.

After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around
and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest and there
he made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love
to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant business.

Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after many years away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's distant cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to
see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
would not die!

What is the moral of the story?

(Are you ready for this?????;> )

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You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.

 

[mr340]

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[OrphanedV8s]

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Dave!

 

[Da-ho]

you are a sick sick sick sick puppy,but I like it! [smilie=e:

 

[Hemi Cuda]

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Like it!!!!!!!!!

 

[dodgechargerfan]

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[beeper*71]

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