One liners?

[kamstra]

Where do you get virgin wool from?



Ugly sheep. [smilie=e:

 

[kamstra]

What do you call Santa's helpers?




Subordinate Clauses.

 

[kamstra]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?




Nacho Cheese.

 

[leBaronA38]

ooh ooh i got a corny one

What's yellow then gray, then yellow, then gray?


A squirrel rolling down a hill with a lemon in its mouth