One for the men....

I'm allergic to most perfumes, so it's kind of the other way around for me. Why are women ugly and stinky? Because they wear make-up and perfume.

started about the 5th grade, had a teacher who smoked during recess and other breaks, so she'd douse herself with perfume after, I bet'ya she had a nip or two in her desk drawer too.
 
you to eh...lol..i have to be carefull of the perfumes in most detergents as well..or i break out and swell up
perfume was made to cover stink..
makeup was made to cover up ugly..
if you need either you have issues
 
Perfume allergies aren't the only thing to watch for. My brothers ex washed his white underwear with bleach while they were dating. She did not know about his allergyat that time and thought she was doing a nice favor. It was weeks before he could wear anything other than a housecoat or sit down. The wedding party presented her with an empty javex bottle at the wedding supper. She turned bright red. [smilie=2:
 
See, it's friggin' moparnuts, We take a misogynistic joke (submitted by a female member so it's ok) and turn it into a health awareness study. :2thumbs:

My allergy is not so much topical (rashes etc.) but it affects my breathing and gives me a whopper of a headache. Let's not forget hairspray, God I hated church.
 
BootHead said:
See, it's friggin' moparnuts, We take a misogynistic joke (submitted by a female member so it's ok) and turn it into a health awareness study. :2thumbs:
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I shoulda posted this in the Health news and discussion forum:doh:


 
BootHead said:
...... misogynistic ......
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*Goes looking for dictionary*


:hmmm:


mi·sog·y·nis·tic (m¹-s¼j"…-n¹s"t¹k) also mi·sog·y·nous (-s¼j"…-n…s) --adj. Of or characterized by a hatred of women.


Ooooo....[smilie=f:[/SIZE]
 
I got no allergies, or weird rashes....(well none I want to discuss anyways:shifty:).....so things just smell purdy to me.
 
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