dodgedifferent2
hung like a stud field mouse and
ya country music television the dukes of Hazzard are on at 10:00 pm every week night [smilie=e:
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dodgedifferent2
hung like a stud field mouse and
ya country music television the dukes of Hazzard are on at 10:00 pm every week night [smilie=e:
Not A Duster
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Yet another reason not to watch CMT...
Not A Duster
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Yet another reason not to watch CMT...
dodgedifferent2
hung like a stud field mouse and
[smilie=2: [smilie=e:
Not A Duster
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dodgedifferent2 said:
Not A Duster
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...spoken like a true "country fan"....
(check yer spillin' thar feller....) [smilie=i:
(check yer spillin' thar feller....) [smilie=i:
Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
CMT exec #1: "Hmmm... it seems our plan to decrease the intelligence of North America isn't working at full capacity."
CMT exec #2: "What seems to be the problem?"
CMT exec #1: "It seems that some folks are smarter than we planned for, and actually realized right off the bat the country music sucks."
CMT exec #2: "Have you got any ideas on how to remedy this?"
CMT exec #1: "I was thinking about showing Hee Haw reruns..."
CMT exec #2: "Good God, man... that's beyond our goal! We don't want their brains to dribble out their ears! See if we can't get syndication to something else..."
CMT exec #1: "How about The Dukes of Hazzard? I mean, there are entire legions of people out there who don't realize that show was on for like a decade, but every show has the exact same plot!"
CMT exec #2: "It does?"
CMT exec #1: "Yeah... pay close attention--the TV Guide description didn't change from week to week, except when it went from Bo & Luke to Vance & Coy!"
CMT exec #2: *rubbing hands together* "Excellent! Before you know it, we'll have Americans' homes filled with Auto Breakout Hammers, Clappers, and self-drainig pasta pots! Every crankcase will have Slick 50 in it! They'll be stupid enough to buy anything we or Ron Popeil can put in front of them!"
CMT exec #1 "But what about the kids--you know, like teenagers?"
CMT exec #2: "Not our concern. MTV's got that handled."
CMT exec #1: "Oh, yeah... Real World was a stroke of genius! Wish I'd thought of it."
*both return to worshipping Satan*
CMT exec #2: "What seems to be the problem?"
CMT exec #1: "It seems that some folks are smarter than we planned for, and actually realized right off the bat the country music sucks."
CMT exec #2: "Have you got any ideas on how to remedy this?"
CMT exec #1: "I was thinking about showing Hee Haw reruns..."
CMT exec #2: "Good God, man... that's beyond our goal! We don't want their brains to dribble out their ears! See if we can't get syndication to something else..."
CMT exec #1: "How about The Dukes of Hazzard? I mean, there are entire legions of people out there who don't realize that show was on for like a decade, but every show has the exact same plot!"
CMT exec #2: "It does?"
CMT exec #1: "Yeah... pay close attention--the TV Guide description didn't change from week to week, except when it went from Bo & Luke to Vance & Coy!"
CMT exec #2: *rubbing hands together* "Excellent! Before you know it, we'll have Americans' homes filled with Auto Breakout Hammers, Clappers, and self-drainig pasta pots! Every crankcase will have Slick 50 in it! They'll be stupid enough to buy anything we or Ron Popeil can put in front of them!"
CMT exec #1 "But what about the kids--you know, like teenagers?"
CMT exec #2: "Not our concern. MTV's got that handled."
CMT exec #1: "Oh, yeah... Real World was a stroke of genius! Wish I'd thought of it."
*both return to worshipping Satan*
Not A Duster
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Dr.Jass said:
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A little more extreme than I was thinking, but valid nonetheless.... [smilie=e:
dodgedifferent2
hung like a stud field mouse and
Not A Duster said:
Not A Duster
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dodgedifferent2 said:
That explains a lot, actually.... [smilie=e:
