Old man

[moparman21]

This young beautiful woman decides shes gonna marry an old rich man and then have sex with him to death. So she marries him and theyre on their honeymoon and she says shes gonna get into something more comfortable. When she comes back out she sees him standing there naked with nothing but earplugs noseplugs and a condom
She asks whats with taht stuff..he says theres only 2 things i hate: the smell of burning rubber and a womans screams

 

[71_DEPUTY]

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[XLR8R]

 

[onehellofadart]

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[OrphanedV8s]

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Dave

 

[Da-ho]

He needs some of that Kentucky Jelly,it helps. [smilie=2:

 

[fstbackfish]

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