Fishy
Omnipotent Seaweasel
Eve was just created by God and goes to Adam to say hello. When she sees
Adam, she gets really horny and the following conversation takes
place....
Eve: "Oh! Adam! Take me immediately!"
Adam: "What???"
Eve: "Go ahead Adam! Come on, take me!"
Adam: "Hey, leave me in peace, you can see I'm busy!"
Eve: "C'mon Adam! Take to me quick and strong!!"
Adam: "If you make me mad, I'll clout you!"
On this rather strong retort, Eve says, "Ah well, Adam, since you don't
want a shag, I'll screw the first thing that comes along!"
Eve starts to look around and a few minutes later, she meets a dinosaur.
Eve: "Oh! Dino! Take me immediately, right here!"
Dino: "???!?"
Eve: "Go ahead Dino! Come on, jump on top of me!"
Dino: "But what are you thinking of, Can't you see that I am a dinosaur?
Dinosaurs can't screw the female of your species!!"
Eve: "Come on Dino! Don't worry about that! Take me quick and hard!"
Dino: "Sorry, it's out of the question!"
This reply really pisses Eve off. She attacks the dinosaur, and
scratches him to pieces and finally tears the balls off him as the poor
dinosaur, really suffering, flees to escape Eve.
As Eve continues her hunt for a shag she spots a fine looking gorilla.
She groans again.
Eve: "Oh! Gorilla! Take me immediately, I really need to be screwed!"
Gorilla: "???!?"
Eve: "Go ahead gorilla! Come on!"
Gorilla: "What! What's up with you? I am a gorilla and the gorillas do
not do that with a female of your tribe!!"
Eve: " Come on gorilla! Don't worry about that! Take me quick and hard!
"
Gorilla: "Sorry, out of the question."
With renewed anger, Eve jumps on the gorilla, to scratch him to bits.
The gorilla quickly realizes that she's going to do him some serious
damage ands tries to escape. As he gets away, Eve rips the hairs right
off of his ass.
She carries on her route, still looking for some sex, when she discovers
a splendid lake surrounds by grass and flowers. The birds sing and the
fish jump out of water to catch the mosquito's. Eve, by this time is
really, really desperate.
In desperation Eve jumps into the water, catches a fish and uses the
fish to satisfy her needs.
The Morale Of The Story:
Now we know why the dinosaurs died out and why gorillas don't have a
hair on their bums. But we'll never, ever know, what the original smell
of fish was...
Adam, she gets really horny and the following conversation takes
place....
Eve: "Oh! Adam! Take me immediately!"
Adam: "What???"
Eve: "Go ahead Adam! Come on, take me!"
Adam: "Hey, leave me in peace, you can see I'm busy!"
Eve: "C'mon Adam! Take to me quick and strong!!"
Adam: "If you make me mad, I'll clout you!"
On this rather strong retort, Eve says, "Ah well, Adam, since you don't
want a shag, I'll screw the first thing that comes along!"
Eve starts to look around and a few minutes later, she meets a dinosaur.
Eve: "Oh! Dino! Take me immediately, right here!"
Dino: "???!?"
Eve: "Go ahead Dino! Come on, jump on top of me!"
Dino: "But what are you thinking of, Can't you see that I am a dinosaur?
Dinosaurs can't screw the female of your species!!"
Eve: "Come on Dino! Don't worry about that! Take me quick and hard!"
Dino: "Sorry, it's out of the question!"
This reply really pisses Eve off. She attacks the dinosaur, and
scratches him to pieces and finally tears the balls off him as the poor
dinosaur, really suffering, flees to escape Eve.
As Eve continues her hunt for a shag she spots a fine looking gorilla.
She groans again.
Eve: "Oh! Gorilla! Take me immediately, I really need to be screwed!"
Gorilla: "???!?"
Eve: "Go ahead gorilla! Come on!"
Gorilla: "What! What's up with you? I am a gorilla and the gorillas do
not do that with a female of your tribe!!"
Eve: " Come on gorilla! Don't worry about that! Take me quick and hard!
"
Gorilla: "Sorry, out of the question."
With renewed anger, Eve jumps on the gorilla, to scratch him to bits.
The gorilla quickly realizes that she's going to do him some serious
damage ands tries to escape. As he gets away, Eve rips the hairs right
off of his ass.
She carries on her route, still looking for some sex, when she discovers
a splendid lake surrounds by grass and flowers. The birds sing and the
fish jump out of water to catch the mosquito's. Eve, by this time is
really, really desperate.
In desperation Eve jumps into the water, catches a fish and uses the
fish to satisfy her needs.
The Morale Of The Story:
Now we know why the dinosaurs died out and why gorillas don't have a
hair on their bums. But we'll never, ever know, what the original smell
of fish was...
