XLR8R
exhalted master of his nuts
> UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!!
>
> If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a
> tray, because you are dead.
>
> Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your
> vehicle...
>
> From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
> couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
> down in the parking lot.
>
> The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
> car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
> near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
> protruding from under the chassis.
>
> Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
> parts into glaringly public ones.
>
> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
> quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
> place.
>
> On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
> staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however,
> had to have three stitches in his forehead.
>
> If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a
> tray, because you are dead.
>
> Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your
> vehicle...
>
> From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
> couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
> down in the parking lot.
>
> The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
> car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
> near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
> protruding from under the chassis.
>
> Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
> parts into glaringly public ones.
>
> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
> quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
> place.
>
> On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
> staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however,
> had to have three stitches in his forehead.
