XLR8R
exhalted master of his nuts
Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally
cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St.
John's. The doctor looked at Johnny and
said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers. "What do you mean, you
haven't got da fingers? It's 2004. We got microsurgery and all kinds of
incredible techniques. I could have put dem
back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says,
Are you ready for this????????????
Are you sure???????????????
Remember this is a Newfie......
ok....ok....ok....
Here it is.....
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up!!!"
cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St.
John's. The doctor looked at Johnny and
said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers. "What do you mean, you
haven't got da fingers? It's 2004. We got microsurgery and all kinds of
incredible techniques. I could have put dem
back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says,
Are you ready for this????????????
Are you sure???????????????
Remember this is a Newfie......
ok....ok....ok....
Here it is.....
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up!!!"
