XLR8R
exhalted master of his nuts
>>>>>A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
>>>>>program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there standing
>>>>>before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
>>>>>but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She
>>>>>introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
>>>>>sign reads:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"If you can catch me, you can have me."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
>>>>>huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
>>>>>The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
>>>>>happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
>>>>>he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders
>>>>>their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door
>>>>>and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever
>>>>>seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a
>>>>>sign around her neck that reads:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"If you catch me, you can have me."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
>>>>>excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he
>>>>>does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So for the
>>>>>next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the
>>>>>fifth day he weighs himself to discover that he has lost another 20 lb.
>>>>>as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
>>>>>the 7-day/50 pound program.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This is our
>>>>> most rigorous program."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>>>>
>>>>>The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens the door he
>>>>>finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but
>>>>>pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine."
>>>>>program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there standing
>>>>>before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
>>>>>but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She
>>>>>introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
>>>>>sign reads:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"If you can catch me, you can have me."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
>>>>>huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
>>>>>The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
>>>>>happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
>>>>>he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders
>>>>>their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door
>>>>>and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever
>>>>>seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a
>>>>>sign around her neck that reads:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"If you catch me, you can have me."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
>>>>>excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he
>>>>>does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So for the
>>>>>next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the
>>>>>fifth day he weighs himself to discover that he has lost another 20 lb.
>>>>>as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
>>>>>the 7-day/50 pound program.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This is our
>>>>> most rigorous program."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>>>>
>>>>>The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens the door he
>>>>>finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but
>>>>>pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine."
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