I just asked my wife if she'd like to see a falcon in a tree.
She replied after looking "I thought it was going to be Jimmy Falcon."
Me "Huh"
Her "Isn't that his name, Jimmy Falcon"
Me "Jimmy Fallon?"
Her "..."
If only that were true. They're giving him Leno's spot shortly. Two words, Jimmy: Conan Fuckin' O'Brien. The only advantage to Leno's being fired is that he doesn't give a rat's ass anymore and his monoloques have gotten sharper and funnier (though I'm still not a fan of his).He'd be better off stuck up a tree, since his career would be better off pushing up daisies!![]()