Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
I have to admit, I started laughing at the first one. Sounds like typical Harbor Freight stuff... nice play on the name, too.
http://hooniverse.com/2012/09/24/truth-in-advertising-hazard-fraught-tools/
http://hooniverse.com/2012/09/24/truth-in-advertising-hazard-fraught-tools/