mother in law

[dodgedifferent2]

A man goes to see Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion of Christ,
>>and is inspired to take his
>>
>>family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died.
>>While on vacation, his mother-in-law dies.
>>
>>An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home
>>to Wisconsin at a cost of $10,000
>>
>>or the mother-n-law could be buried in Israel for US $500. The man
>>says, "we'll ship her home". The
>>
>>undertaker ask, " are you sue? That's an awfully big expense and
>>we can do a very nice burial her". The man
>>
>>said, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days
>>later he rose from the dead.
>>
>>I just can't take that chance".

 

[OrphanedV8s]

BUWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHARDYHARHAR! [smilie=c: [smilie=c: [smilie=c:

 

[C.M.F.]

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That's almost like the definition of MIXED EMOTION....


Your mother-in-law backing over a cliff in your new vehicle....

 

[onehellofadart]

I wouldn't of taken the chance either [smilie=a: