Morning Sex

[71dusterman]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming Or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

 

[Tex-par]

:xl::xl::xl:

 

[restoman]

soft boiled eggs again!

 

[thrashingcows]

soft boiled eggs again!

 

[69.5CUDA]

i was thinking burnt smokeing...or turn it off and come back to cold breakfast :shifty:

 

[68R/T]

soft boiled eggs again!

Maybe for him, but hers were fertilized. :shifty:

 

[Dr.Jass]

My ex-wife and I used to have oral sex every morning... we'd both mutter "Fuck you!" when we passed in the hallway.

 

[Jester]

Luckily there's Viagra... Otherwise, erectionally challenged men all over the world would still be Mourning Sex. :shifty: