A little food for thought....
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and John Kerry were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. George W. Bush was the first one placed against the wall, and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic, and George jumped over the wall and
escaped in the confusion.
Dick Cheney was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Dick pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given, Dick yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart, and Dick slipped over the wall.
The last person, John Kerry, was placed against the wall. He was thinking,
"I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall."
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and
yelled, "Fire!"
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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and John Kerry were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. George W. Bush was the first one placed against the wall, and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic, and George jumped over the wall and
escaped in the confusion.
Dick Cheney was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Dick pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given, Dick yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart, and Dick slipped over the wall.
The last person, John Kerry, was placed against the wall. He was thinking,
"I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall."
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and
yelled, "Fire!"
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