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Hiding In The Bushes While
:bwuhaha:
Two Mexicans are on a bike about 15 miles outside
of Lafayette, Louisiana. One of the bike tires
goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help
and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells
them he has no room in the Trailer as he is
carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put
it to the driver that if they can manage to fit
into the back with their bike, will he take them
back into town and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves
and their bike into the back and the
driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time
he is really late and so puts he hammer down and
sure enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for
speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what
he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly
replies "Mexican eggs." The Blonde Lady Cop
obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look in the trailer. She opens the back door and
quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her
radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many
officers.'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000
Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've
already managed to steal a bicycle.
Two Mexicans are on a bike about 15 miles outside
of Lafayette, Louisiana. One of the bike tires
goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help
and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells
them he has no room in the Trailer as he is
carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put
it to the driver that if they can manage to fit
into the back with their bike, will he take them
back into town and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves
and their bike into the back and the
driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time
he is really late and so puts he hammer down and
sure enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for
speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what
he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly
replies "Mexican eggs." The Blonde Lady Cop
obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look in the trailer. She opens the back door and
quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her
radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many
officers.'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000
Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've
already managed to steal a bicycle.
