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Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to our buddy Cooter:
Cooter walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Cooter said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Cooter what he had. Cooter said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Cooter to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Cooter what he had. Cooter said, Shingles. So she gave Cooter a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Cooter to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Cooter what he had.
Cooter said Shingles.
The doctor looked at him and asked, "where?"
Cooter said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?"
Cooter walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Cooter said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Cooter what he had. Cooter said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Cooter to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Cooter what he had. Cooter said, Shingles. So she gave Cooter a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Cooter to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Cooter what he had.
Cooter said Shingles.
The doctor looked at him and asked, "where?"
Cooter said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?"
