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The teacher is standing in the front of the classroom conducting the days math lesson.
The teacher asks, " Four crows are sitting on a fence outside a farmers window. The farmer gets his shotgun and shoots one of them. How many crows are left?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him to answer the question.
Little Johnny answers, "none".
The teacher says, "No Johnny that is incorrect. How do you get none? The answer is 3."
Johnny replies, "No teacher. When the farmer fired his shotgun the other 3 flew away."
The teacher replies, Three would be the correct answer, but I like the way you're thinking Johnny."
Johnny replies, " Teacher. May I ask you a question?"
The teacher replies, "Yes Johnny, you may"
Johnny asks, "Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking the top of the ice cream cone, another is licking around the bottom of the ice cream cone, and the third is swallowing the whole cone in one bite. Which one is married?"
The teacher replies, " Well, I guess the one that is swallowing the whole cone in one bite."
Johnny replies, " Nope! The one with the wedding band.....but I like the way you're thinking."
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The teacher asks, " Four crows are sitting on a fence outside a farmers window. The farmer gets his shotgun and shoots one of them. How many crows are left?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him to answer the question.
Little Johnny answers, "none".
The teacher says, "No Johnny that is incorrect. How do you get none? The answer is 3."
Johnny replies, "No teacher. When the farmer fired his shotgun the other 3 flew away."
The teacher replies, Three would be the correct answer, but I like the way you're thinking Johnny."
Johnny replies, " Teacher. May I ask you a question?"
The teacher replies, "Yes Johnny, you may"
Johnny asks, "Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking the top of the ice cream cone, another is licking around the bottom of the ice cream cone, and the third is swallowing the whole cone in one bite. Which one is married?"
The teacher replies, " Well, I guess the one that is swallowing the whole cone in one bite."
Johnny replies, " Nope! The one with the wedding band.....but I like the way you're thinking."
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