oldyeller73
Well-known member
What Gender is it ?
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc bags – Male
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers – Female
They are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire – Male
because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon – Male
because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- Female
because they're soft,squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page – Female
because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway – Male
because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass – Female
because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer – Male
because it hasn't changed much over the last 5000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female.
Yeah, you thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. [smilie=a:
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc bags – Male
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers – Female
They are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire – Male
because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon – Male
because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- Female
because they're soft,squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page – Female
because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway – Male
because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass – Female
because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer – Male
because it hasn't changed much over the last 5000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female.
Yeah, you thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. [smilie=a:
