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Louie walks into work one Monday morning with
a huge grin on his face.
One of his co-workers says, "Why are you so happy?"
Louie says, "I played Bingo for the first time in my life
this weekend and I won a thousand bucks!"
A week later, Louie walks into work on Monday
morning and he's skipping down the hall,
high-fiving everyone.
One of his co-workers says, "You win at Bingo again?"
Louie says, "No, no, it's better than that.
I bought my first lottery ticket this weekend
and I won five grand.
I'm feeling so damn lucky that I think I'm going
to ask that new Hindu girl in accounting out on a date!"
The next Monday morning, Louie is doing cartwheels
down the hall.
One of his co-workers says, "Did you win another lottery?"
Louie says,
"No, no, it's better than that.
You know that Hindu girl in accounting I asked out?
Well, we had a great time at dinner,
so I invited her up to my apartment for drinks,
we wind up in bed, and the next thing I know
she's giving me the best bl ow job I ever had!"
The co-worker says, "Man, are you frigging lucky!"
Louie says,
"No, no, it's better than that. She's bl owing me,
I look down, and you know that red dot on her forehead?
I scratched it . . .
.....and I won another ten grand!"
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a huge grin on his face.
One of his co-workers says, "Why are you so happy?"
Louie says, "I played Bingo for the first time in my life
this weekend and I won a thousand bucks!"
A week later, Louie walks into work on Monday
morning and he's skipping down the hall,
high-fiving everyone.
One of his co-workers says, "You win at Bingo again?"
Louie says, "No, no, it's better than that.
I bought my first lottery ticket this weekend
and I won five grand.
I'm feeling so damn lucky that I think I'm going
to ask that new Hindu girl in accounting out on a date!"
The next Monday morning, Louie is doing cartwheels
down the hall.
One of his co-workers says, "Did you win another lottery?"
Louie says,
"No, no, it's better than that.
You know that Hindu girl in accounting I asked out?
Well, we had a great time at dinner,
so I invited her up to my apartment for drinks,
we wind up in bed, and the next thing I know
she's giving me the best bl ow job I ever had!"
The co-worker says, "Man, are you frigging lucky!"
Louie says,
"No, no, it's better than that. She's bl owing me,
I look down, and you know that red dot on her forehead?
I scratched it . . .
.....and I won another ten grand!"
[smilie=eggface.gif]
