Looks like I'm going to be missing some work.

Stretch

Stretch

Hey! There’s no easy button for a body like this!
Just when the weather starts to get real nice I decide to fall off of the hoist at work. Nothing is broken but I am on crutches. I have a severe ankle sprain. It looks like their is a baseball on the outside of my ankle.
 
Ouch.

Get yourself healed up, quick.

A comfy couch and a six pack is a sure fire way to ensure you stay relaxed and restful. :P
 
That sucks dude! I tore most of the ligaments and stuff on the outside of my right ankle when I was about 20. I jumped off of the tire rack at Pep Boys and landed on it sideways, I was in a cast for 6weeks... still hurts when I'm walking long distances and weather changes.

Just relax and let it heal.
 
That sucks. :(

I sprained mine some twenty odd years ago, badly. I had bruising almost up to my knee.
Re-injured it three times since, the Doc says it'll always be weaker.

Stay on the couch and keep it elevated. Beer helps.
 
I have beer and I know how to use it!

Thanks guys. I'll live. Now you all need to start kicking up your post counts so I have somthing to do for the next few days. Thank god for laptops and wireless internet!
 
Put a cast on it and get back to work you slacker! ;)


When I sprained mine badly almost two decades ago they put a cast on it. I was working at the junkyard at that time and couldn't afford to miss much work, I did as much as I could but it was a real bitch.

Luckily I've had zero issues since, take good care of it ya big lug.
 
I'm not stealing. It's not encripted so I'm just taking advantage of what is on the airwaves. ;)
 
I could say the same thing if my cable got disconnected and I climbed a ladder to rethread the RJ11 into the drop filter. :D
 
Man that sucks Stretchy man...guess your not as stretchy and flexible as your name suggests...:shifty:

I snapped my right ankle in two over 20 years ago..surgery, and metal pins to fix things....it's always weaker then the other but you learn to deal with it. Hope your recovery goes well.
 
After ya git offa dem crutches if'n ya need lessons on how ta limp, you let me know. I'll come up there and give you a few lessons for free. :D

I've had to use crutches 7-8 times so far. The first time was for 11 months. :doh:
 
Glad i am as healthy as a horse at the moment:shifty:

*stretches out both legs, toes, knees, ankles and hamstrings*



hope ya get better real quick to enjoy the weather
 
last time my ankle looked like that id run myself over with the quad at speed..after bouncing wrong over a stump..before that id hit it with a 15lb splitting maul straightenoing a ford bumper

rest up and stay the hell off of it
 
I've been called alot of things, most of them true! Graceful, Well lets just say I've never been known as "Mr Coordination"!
 
Right there with ya, man... right there with ya.

Shit, we couldn't lie to each other about that. We've played golf together!
 
Yah but you came alot closer to a "hole in one" than I ever have! That was some funny shit! I have never seen any one come so close to a hole in one by topping the ball on the tee and having it stop about a foot from the pin when it shouldn't have gone more than a foot and a half from the tee. LOL
 
You'll also remember I was screaming "NO! NO!" because I didn't want to have to buy a round for everyone in the clubhouse!

Call it bragging, but that may have been the-most spectacular lousy shot in the history of golf!
 
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