71dusterman
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A girl asks her boyfriendto come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she wouldlike to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic,but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms.He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacisthelps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to knowabout condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condomshe'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family packbecause he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boyshows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meetmy parents, come on in!"
The boy goes insideand is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.The boyquickly offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boy isstill deep in prayer,with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "Ihad no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, andwhispers back, "Ihad no idea your father was THE pharmacist."
Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she wouldlike to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic,but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms.He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacisthelps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to knowabout condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condomshe'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family packbecause he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boyshows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meetmy parents, come on in!"
The boy goes insideand is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.The boyquickly offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boy isstill deep in prayer,with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "Ihad no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, andwhispers back, "Ihad no idea your father was THE pharmacist."