dodgedifferent2
hung like a stud field mouse and
On the beach a poacher was stopped by a game warden who said he'd be fined for taking lobsters without a permit "what do you mean?" the man said "I didnt break the law. These two lobsters are my pets. I'm just going for a walk with them"
"nonsense" the warde replied
"its true" the man said
"they go into the surf for a swim, and when i whistle, they come back to me."
"this I've got to see," the game warden said. So the man tossed both lobsters out into the waves and the game warden said: "okay. Now lets hear you whistle for your pet lobsters to swim back to you."
"lobsters?" asked the poacher. "what lobsters?"
"nonsense" the warde replied
"its true" the man said
"they go into the surf for a swim, and when i whistle, they come back to me."
"this I've got to see," the game warden said. So the man tossed both lobsters out into the waves and the game warden said: "okay. Now lets hear you whistle for your pet lobsters to swim back to you."
"lobsters?" asked the poacher. "what lobsters?"
