Charger4404spd
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sittin around talkin about how there lives sucked. The cucumber said " Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad. " The pickle looks at him and says, " You think you got it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy , they stick me in vinegar put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. " The penis looks at him and says, " You think you got it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"
