Life as it is.

[71dusterman]

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was

God and I didn't.



2.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!



3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.



4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.





5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.



6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me



7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.



8. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.



9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.



10. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning

medicine.



11. God must love stupid people; He made so many.



12. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.



13. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.



14. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?



15. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under
it!



16. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew
up.



17. Procrastinate Now!



18. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?



19. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.



20. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!



21. The trouble with life is there's no background music.



22. The original point and click tool was a Smith and Wesson

 

[dodgechargerfan]

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

:shifty: I make my own.. Dun da-dun da-dun dun dun. Dun da-dun da-dun dun dun. Dun da-dun da-dun dun dun. Doo doo doooo. Doo doo dooo. Dun Dun.

 

[Fishy]

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

Sadly that's me alot of times:bwuhaha:


Wait,....I really need to stop ripping on myself like that:wtf: Can't be too good for my self esteem:shifty:

 

[69.5CUDA]

yes fishy but these smilys best work for you cause there useualy your experssion
:wtf:
:hmmm:
:doh:
:helpme:
[smilie=f:

and almost always in that order

 

[Fishy]

yes fishy but these smilys best work for you cause there useualy your experssion
:wtf:
:hmmm:
:doh:
:helpme:
[smilie=f:

and almost always in that order[/quote]
LMAO! Screw you 69.5!!!:bwuhaha:

 

[69.5CUDA]

HA see you know im right

 

[Fishy]

HA see you know im right

:wtf: :hmmm: I didn't say that. :liar: :doh: All I said was screw you!:toot: :shifty:

:helpme: [smilie=f:
^^put those 2 in for good measure

 

[69.5CUDA]

yer jus scurd of me aint ya boy

 

[Fishy]

yer jus scurd of me aint ya boy

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:
Uh, nuh uh

 

[OrphanedV8s]

yer jus scurd of me aint ya boy

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:
Uh, nuh uh

Only your wife scares me Snaps her fingers - snaps my neck[smilie=f: :bwuhaha:[/QUOTE]:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: Hey Fishboy how do ya get along with good old what'shisname the Rottweiler 69.5 has? :hmmm: BTW I miss seeing the pic of him by his tree![smilie=i:

 

[OrphanedV8s]

yes fishy but these smilys best work for you cause there useualy your experssion
:wtf:
:hmmm:
:doh:
:helpme:
[smilie=f:

and almost always in that order[/QUOTE]

LMAO! Screw you 69.5!!!:bwuhaha:

I can just imagine Fishy with these expressions [smilie=i:

 

[Fishy]

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: Hey Fishboy how do ya get along with good old what'shisname the Rottweiler 69.5 has? :hmmm: BTW I miss seeing the pic of him by his tree![smilie=i:[/quote] You mean his harmless 6 year old lick you to death puppy Maxx?? Well he's kind of a dumb dog but I get along great with him.:wtf: Why As for his wife, I like her, she's a cool person, I just wouldn't ever wanna piss her off[smilie=f: So yeah I'm more afraid of her than him although there was this one time where i was afraid to come home......long story:shifty: