Know your state motto!!

[Fishy]

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO​

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.​

Alaska​

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!​

Arizona​

But It's A Dry Heat. ​

Arkansas​

Literacy Ain't Everything.​

California​

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.​

Colorado​

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.​

Connecticut​

Like Massachusetts, ​

Only The​

Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.​

Delaware​

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.Florida​

Ask Us About Our Grandkids.​

Georgia​

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.​

Hawaii​

Haka Tiki MouSha'amiLeekiToru​

(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)



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Idaho​

More Than Just Potatoes... ​

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good​

Illinois​

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"​

Indiana​

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free​

Iowa​

We Do Amazing Things With Corn​

Kansas​

First Of The Rectangle States​

Kentucky​

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names​

Louisiana​

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, ​

But That's Our Tourism Campaign.​

Maine​

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster​

Maryland​

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It​

Massachusetts​

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's ​

Michigan​

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians:bwuhaha: [smilie=f: [/B]​

Minnesota​

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes​

Mississippi​

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State​

Missouri​

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work​

Montana​

Land Of The Big Sky, The Uni Bomber, Right-wing Crazies, ​

and Very Little Else.​

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[Fishy]

Nebraska​

Ask About Our State Motto Contest​

Nevada​

Hookers and Poker!​

New Hampshire​

Go Away And Leave Us Alone​

New Jersey​

You Want A ##$%##! Motto? ​

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!​

New Mexico​

Lizards Make Excellent Pets​

New York​

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, ​

You Have The Right
To An Attorney...​

North Carolina​

Tobacco Is A Vegetable​

North Dakota​

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!​

Ohio​

At Least We're Not Michigan​

Oklahoma​

Like The Play, But No Singing​

Oregon​

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner​

Pennsylvania​

Cook With Coal​

Rhode Island​

We're Not REALLY An Island​

South Carolina​

Remember The Civil War? ​

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet ​

South Dakota​

Closer Than North Dakota​

Tennessee​

The Edyoocashun State​

Texas​

Se Hablo Ingles​

Utah​

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus​

Vermont​

Ay, Yep​

Virginia​

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?​

Washington​

We have more rain than you do​

West Virginia​

One Big Happy Family...Really!​

Wisconsin​

Come Cut The Cheese!​

Wyoming​

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared​

 

[leBaronA38]

those are knockout funny

 

[dodgedifferent2]

whew ..... glad i dont live in a state

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

Same here![smilie=f:

 

[Da-ho]

Oh but you both DO live in a state of total confusion. They got Idaho all wrong though, you just take a liscence plate which has famous potatoes on the bottom and cover up all but the first three letters in potatoe. And believe it or not, we get some of the crappiest spuds imaginable locally- the really nice ones get shipped out.:doh:

 

[fstbackfish]

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: I love wyoming's:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

 

[Da-ho]

Not hard to believe:bahh:

 

[69.5CUDA]

its OR-I-GUN a rainy day is a nice day..state of no natural disasters

 

[68R/T]

We's-con-sin


"Who cut the cheese?"


:toot:

 

[Fishy]

its OR-I-GUN a rainy day is a nice day..state of no natural disasters

Yeah try living here where everyone says OR-Y-GONE
People always make the remark Oh you're from Orygone? I say No I'm from Oregon:naughty:




yeah it's petty but it annoys the hell outta me

 

[rav440]

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: those are great except the PA. one there has to be something funnier than "cook with coal "

 

[jodaddy1]

Ohio​

At Least We're Not Michigan

I agree conpletely!!!!:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :giggedy: :banana: :toot:

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[superchunk440]

Yeah try living here where everyone says OR-Y-GONE
People always make the remark Oh you're from Orygone? I say No I'm from Oregon:naughty:




yeah it's petty but it annoys the hell outta me

I always called it Organ, as in..... when I look at internet porn I always play with my organ:toot:

Try living in Indiana, home of John Cougar Mellonhead. Corn makes me puke