Just passing it on.

68R/T

I got drunk and swallowed my teeth, now
I am not prejudice - - just sending this on!!!
Received this in an e-mail.

Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some "flak" from the
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...



#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
 
An oldie but a goodie. Not a huge letterman fan but I do like that list. :shifty: Nowa days it also goes for half the white kids too though. :doubt:
 
:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

Can't wear the helmet sideways
I have always wanted to walk up to one of these kids with the sideways hats and just bitch slap em! That's what it looks like! Like they got bitch slapped and forgot to fix their hat! Maybe if I slap em from the other side it'll fix their hat!!:p Damn there were some rather weird trends when I was a kid but kids these days just look like they should be drooling on themselves in a corner with the way they dress today!! Friggin retarded!!!
 

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