OrphanedV8s
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A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed
>limit.
> > So he asks the biker his name.
> > "Fred," he replies.
> > "Fred what?" the officer asks.
> > "Just Fred," the man responds.
> >
> > The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker
>a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
> > The officer then presses him for the last name.
> > The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
> > The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays
>along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
> > The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
> > "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used
>to tease me all the time.
> > So I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades.
> > When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
>through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
>degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."
> > "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
>school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my
>degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS." "Got bored! doing
>dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me
>VD.
> > So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD."
> > Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
> > Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about
>the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
>leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
> > Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."
> > The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
> >
>
>limit.
> > So he asks the biker his name.
> > "Fred," he replies.
> > "Fred what?" the officer asks.
> > "Just Fred," the man responds.
> >
> > The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker
>a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
> > The officer then presses him for the last name.
> > The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
> > The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays
>along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
> > The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
> > "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used
>to tease me all the time.
> > So I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades.
> > When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
>through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
>degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."
> > "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
>school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my
>degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS." "Got bored! doing
>dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me
>VD.
> > So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD."
> > Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
> > Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about
>the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
>leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
> > Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."
> > The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
> >
>
