leBaronA38
Tank driver
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
5. 1 to screw it in and 4 to say how much better they could have done it.
What do you call a trombone player with a pager?
An optimist.
What is the difference between a flute player and a Porsche?
Most men can say that they have not been in a Porsche. [smilie=b:
What do you call a flute section that plays in tune?
A GOOD DREAM.
What do you call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?
A drummer. [smilie=e:
What is the difference between a dead trombone player in the middle of the road and a dead squirrel in the middle of the road?
There's skidmarks behind the squirrel. [smilie=e:
What is the difference between a dead snake in the middle of the road and a dead baritone player in the middle of the road?
The snake could have been on it's way to a gig [smilie=e:
And the last one...
it's not a band joke by the way...
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's horrid car accident yesterday?
No.
He rear-ended a 4-year-old.
5. 1 to screw it in and 4 to say how much better they could have done it.
What do you call a trombone player with a pager?
An optimist.
What is the difference between a flute player and a Porsche?
Most men can say that they have not been in a Porsche. [smilie=b:
What do you call a flute section that plays in tune?
A GOOD DREAM.
What do you call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?
A drummer. [smilie=e:
What is the difference between a dead trombone player in the middle of the road and a dead squirrel in the middle of the road?
There's skidmarks behind the squirrel. [smilie=e:
What is the difference between a dead snake in the middle of the road and a dead baritone player in the middle of the road?
The snake could have been on it's way to a gig [smilie=e:
And the last one...
it's not a band joke by the way...
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's horrid car accident yesterday?
No.
He rear-ended a 4-year-old.
