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Dr.Jass

Dr.Jass

Pastor of Muppets
If you think I can be a dick online, you're really going to love the letter I'm crafting--this is writing as artwork--to my home insurance agent. I got a letter from him suggesting how I could "save" on my policy. Of course, this came a day after I got a policy statement from the actual insurance company showing my coverage. I will post it all when I'm done, but these assholes depend on you not paying attention. Right about now, I'm about as pleasant as a cornered wolverine.
 
Oh joy..

Over the last month or so I've been recieving cards and E-mails telling me to be on the lookout for my new reduced rate. Well bless their hearts, got my yearly bill last week and you guessed it....it's higher.

:wall:
 
I think you might be more of a Honey Badger there Jass.....:shifty:

[video=youtube;pIyfCtYQz6s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIyfCtYQz6s[/video]
 
I usually don't troll back through the individual forum sections...so I miss stuff all the time....Shame on Me...:( Pretty funny vid though.
 
I like my house insurance agent, he does it as a part-time job in his spare time. Stops in personally every year, shoots the breeze, tells me how to save some $$$. IF it goes up, (rarely) he explains why. Then I get my bill about 2 weeks later. :cool:

Small towns, what can you say? :huh: He's even related in some 3rd generation twice-removed kind of way. I think his wifes grandmother was married to one of my uncles. :hmmm:
 
I live in a lot-smaller town than you, pal. I don't think there's 20,000 people in the entire county...
 
By the sounds of it, I don't think I would trust your agent. I would definitely be writing letters, making phone calls and threatening to find another insurer.

Kinda like what I recently did. I was looking over my credit card bill a couple months ago. (I've had this card for about 15 yrs and really liked it. I pay it in full every month and I got 4% rebate on gas & 1% on other purchases) Anyway, I notice an interest charge of $1.50, call the 800 number to find out what it's about. They tried to tell me there was a $.02 balance 7 months ago. I said I pay my bill in full every month, that should clear any balance. This woman says, "you don't understand how the system works" I say, "Maybe I don't understand how your system works, but I do understand how stealing works." Then, in a voice loud enough that she might have heard me without the phone, I told her she could shove this card up her ass and to cancel my account right now. [smilie=i:[/B]
 
My homeowner's policy hasn't increased it's premiums in seven years. The replacement cost of the house has gone up to the point where it's absolutely ridiculous, the garage is valued at FAR more than it would ever take to replace it (four walls, a roof and a gravel floor) and the contents coverage damn near equals the replacement cost of the structure. Yet, no premium increase and we got the renewal notice just before Christmas.
It might have something to do with me painting my agent's Honda and Caddy a couple years ago...

I'm not going to contact my insurance company for any reason short of a catastrophe. :)
 
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