Incest is best?

[Fishy]

A brother and sister were having sex and after they finished, the sister tells her brother, "You f*ck just like Dad." the brother answers back, "Yeah Mom said the same thing last night."


:shifty:

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

:wtf:

 

[BootHead]

eewww!

Define relative humidity.


























That's the sweat that forms on your balls while you're banging your cousin.

 

[dodgedifferent2]

it must run in the family ?

 

[thrashingcows]

eewww!

Define relative humidity.


























That's the sweat that forms on your balls while you're banging your cousin.

:doh:.....

 

[v8440]

Hep me Jesus.

 

[68R/T]

Incest.....????.... doesn't sound familyar. Or should it? :hmmm:

:huh:


Can't really say that I'd want to do my sisters................they're old...........








................like me.

 

[BootHead]

how timely... I always thought Mackenzie Phillips was doing this guy.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

that's not her daddy

 

[BootHead]

sorry, I didn't read inflection into the written word.

"I always thought Mackenzie Phillips was doing this guy." :huh: better?

not
Oh man, I always thought Mackenzie Phillips was doing this guy.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Yeah, I caught that, but I figured not everyone was up on their "Oprah" and didn't know about the "daddy issue."

And even though it's easy to picture Schneider saying, "Who's yer daddy?" the answer in this case would be, "Not you."

:shifty:

 

[Dr.Jass]

Bubba and Bobby Sue left on their redneck honeymoon. The next day, Bubba returned to his parents' trailer, alone and looking dejected.

"Where's Bobby Sue?" asked Mama.

"I done left her and got the marriage annulled," came the response.

"But why?"

"'Cuz she was a virgin!" Bubba exclaimed. "If she warn't good enough for her own family, she sho' 'nuff wasn't good enough for ours!"